Topic: Today's Chuckle

[Clive]

A blonde began a job as an elementary school teaching assistant, and
she was eager to help. One day during games she noticed a boy standing
by himself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids
enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Sandy approached and asked if he was all right.
The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the
boy was in the same spot, still by himself.
She felt so sorry for the young lad, all on his own.  Approaching
again, Sandy said, 'Would you like me to be your friend?'
The boy hesitated, then said, 'Okay', looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, 'Why are you
standing here alone?'
'Because,' the little boy said with great exasperation,



'I'm the bloody goalkeeper!'

[Simon]