Topic: The Fairy

[Clive]

I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me just one wish.

"I wish to live forever," I said.
 
"Sorry," said the fairy, "That is the only wish that I'm not allowed to grant."

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"

"You crafty little b*****d," replied the fairy

[Simon]