An Australian, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot are captured by the Iraqis. The Iraq troop leader says "We're going to shoot you, but we will give you one last request".
He says to the Welshman "What's your last request?" The Welshman says "I want a thousand Welshman singing 'Land of my Fathers'".
"What about you?" he says to the Scotsman. "I want a thousand Scots pipers piping Scotland the brave" says the Scot.
"What's your last request?" he says to the Irishman. "I want a thousand Irishman doing the Riverdance" says Paddy.
Turning to the Australian, he says "And your last request?" The Aussie says "For God’s sake mate, shoot me first!"
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