A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After very careful planning, he got through security, stole some paintings and made it with them, safely to his van.
However, he was captured by the police only two blocks away, when his van ran out of gas.
When asked, how he could mastermind such a crime and make such an obvious error;
he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings"!!!
"I had no Monet, to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh"!!!
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else!!!
I sent it to you because I had nothing to Toulouse!!!