Topic: Ooooooooops 3

[Den]

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

“This is the 21st century,” she said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.”

Well, I can tell you this … that fly never knew what hit it.
 
 

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book!”



What is the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

[Simon]

 

[Clive]