A young guys fiancé has just broken up with him and he is feeling really really depressed and goes for a walk on the beach.
While walking along by the waterline he finds an old sand and shell encrusted bottle on the sand.
He picks it up and tries to dry it off with his shirt sleeve when suddenly a Genie appears and says,
"Hello mortal being - I am the Genie of the Magic Bottle
"May I say that you look extremely tense? "
"Would you like a really good relaxing back rub?"
Somewhat surprised by the sudden appearance of the Genie the young guy responds,
"Well, actually, I'm depressed because I'm so broke that my fiance has just left me"
"I wish you would give me a million dollars instead."
"I can't do that says the Genie, but I can give you a back rub."
"Aren't genies supposed to grant wishes?"
" No no no you've got it all wrong - I'm not that sort of a Genie."
"Does that look like an oil lamp?"
"And do you actually call what you did rubbing it?"
"Lie down and I'll show you what a proper rub is!"
"If you're not that kind of a genie, then what the heck are you?"
The Genie replies,
"Haven't you ever heard of a massage in a bottle?"
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