I was in a bar with a mate showing him my latest bit of kit.
It is a super watch computer that tells the time ,calculates and gives me personal health information- BP -pulse - calorie intake and the like .
Tie it in with my car and it informs me of speed limits, warning signs and the best eco drive.
It gives the height of my private jet and depths of my frequent scuba dives.
It was suitably impressing my mate and caught the attention of an attractive lady , and her friend who were close by.
She asked a few questions and got answers about circadian rhythms and long range weather forecasts anywhere in the world so I could be prepared.
That gives you lots of information to help yourself can it tell you anything about me!
Yes it tells me that you are wearing no clothes!
Well it must be wrong because it says it is close to midnight and I obviously have clothes on
That is where human intervention comes in as I set it to BST before I came out as it predicted I would be preoccupied in an hour !
Hope you all reset your clocks, watches and devices!
