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Offline Den

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Ugly woman
« on: June 26, 2022, 21:21 »
An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Asda, shouting angry at the kids with no reason.

The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Asda. Cute kids! Are they twins?"

The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Hell, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?"

"No madam... I’m neither blind nor stupid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sex with you twice."   :)x
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Offline Simon

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Re: Ugly woman
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2022, 22:15 »
;D
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Re: Ugly woman
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2022, 19:35 »
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