An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Asda, shouting angry at the kids with no reason.
The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Asda. Cute kids! Are they twins?"
The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Hell, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?"
"No madam... I’m neither blind nor stupid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sex with you twice."