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Offline Den

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Mobile Phone
« on: December 13, 2022, 17:55 »
Several men are in the locker room of the local golf club.

A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you.........are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat."

It's only £1,000."

"Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2022 models."

"I saw one I really liked"

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£120,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing."

"That house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market."

"They're asking £950,000 now"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000."

"They will probably take it."

"If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand."

"It's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too honey."

Then the man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He smiles and asks:


"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"     ::)
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Re: Mobile Phone
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2022, 20:29 »
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Re: Mobile Phone
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2022, 21:13 »
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