Topic: Senior Prom

[Den]

So there’s this slightly introverted high school student who has never asked a girl to a dance.

It’s his senior year and he feels that he should go to prom.

He musters up the courage to ask one of his friends.

She says yes…… Now he has to prepare for the dance.

The next day, he goes to buy his tickets, and there is a huge line……… So he waits, and waits, and waits, and finally gets the tickets.

The following day, he goes with his date to get a dress.

When they get to the store, there is a huge line going out the door…….. So they wait, and wait, and wait.

Finally, they get to the front and buy a dress.

After this, they go to men's outfitters to get him a suit for the dance, and there is a huge line going out the door……. So they wait, and wait, and wait. Finally they get in and buy a nice suit.

The next day, he remembers that he needs to order a corsage.

So he goes to the local store and there is a huge line……..

So he waits, and waits, and waits until he gets his order in.

Now it’s the day before prom and he wakes up and realizes that he forgot to order a limo.

He calls up the limo rental place. All the lines are busy so he decides to go there.

When he gets there, he sees the line stretching out the door and around the corner…….. He waits, and waits, and waits, until finally he is lucky enough to get the very last limo.

Now it’s the night of the dance and when they get to the prom, the school is doing mandatory drug testing, so there is a huge line getting into the prom…….. So they wait, and wait, and wait.

Finally, they get to the front and both pass their drug tests.

The dance is going pretty good for about a half an hour, until he really, really has to go to the bathroom.

So he takes off to go and sees this huge line going out of the bathroom…He waits, and waits, and waits until he finally takes care of his business.

When he comes out of the bathroom, he notices that a crowd has formed around his date.

She has just randomly passed out. Someone says to him,

“Hey, you’re her date; go get her some punch.”

So he goes over to the punch table and…thank goodness…


there is no punch line.     

[Simon]

[Clive]