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Offline Den

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Chicken farmer.
« on: January 17, 2023, 17:26 »
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman smiled and said, “How about that? I just ordered champagne, too!”“What a coincidence,” the farmer said.  “This day is special for me; I'm celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me too, I’m also celebrating,” said the woman.  They clinked glasses, and the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.”

“That’s great!” said the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”“I used a different rooster,” he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass, and said, “What a coincidence!”
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Re: Chicken farmer.
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2023, 17:31 »
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