Topic: Drinking costs.

[Den]

Wife: how much beer do you drink?

Husband: 3 or 4 pints a day

Wife: how much does a beer cost you?

Husband: £3 a pint

Wife: how long have you been drinking?

Husband: around 42 years

Wife: 4 pints a day equals 28 pints a week which is £84 a week or £4368 a year or £183456 over 42 years. Husband: sounds correct

Wife: you realise if you had put that money in the bank in a high interest account you would have had enough money to buy an aeroplane?

Husband: do you drink beer?

Wife: no

Husband: where’s your aeroplane?   

[Simon]