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Offline Den

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Elderly man
« on: April 03, 2023, 19:19 »
An  elderly man visits his doctor for a checkup.

The doctor asks him if  he’s having any memory issues.

He says “No problem there, doc”.

The  doctor asks how his knees are holding up.

He says “Great. Last night my  wife and I ate at this terrific Chinese restaurant on the second floor  and I bounded right up and down them stairs.”

The doctor says “Splendid. You know, I love Chinese food. What’s the name of this place?”

The  man thinks hard but can’t quite come up with it.

He says “Wait, wait,  I’ll get it. What’s the name of that pretty red flower with the thorns?”

The doctor says “You mean the rose?”

The  guy brightens and says “Yeah, that’s it.”

He turns toward the waiting  room and shouts “Hey Rose, what’s the name of that Chinese place we ate  at last night?”   :)x
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Re: Elderly man
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2023, 20:04 »
;D
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Re: Elderly man
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2023, 08:57 »
That might be me!!   :facepalm:


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