Spiderman and Penguinman were looking at their watches, waiting for Superman.
“He’s not normally late”, said Spiderman.
As he spoke, the clouds parted and Superman landed.
“What’s your excuse then?” asked Penguinman.
“Well it’s like this”, said Superman. “I was flying over the desert, making good time.
When I looked down I could see Superwoman kneeling down without her costume on.
I thought this would be an excellent opportunity to give her a surprise.”
“Did it give her a shock?” said Spiderman.
After some thought Superman said, “ Well, not as much as it did to Invisible man.”