Topic: The sins of Jenny

[Den]

Jenny goes to church to confess her sins to the local priest. "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

"Tell me of your sins Jennifer."

"Oh father, last night my boyfriend and I made love seven times in the hay."

The priest ponders this then says: "Take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a tall glass then drink it."

"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins father?"

"No," the priest says. "But it will wipe that bloody smile off your face."   

[Simon]

[Clive]