Topic: Frozen bird

[Den]

I just found a half frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival.

When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & a cuddle as she was in a good mood !!

She said "Please, not in front of the chilled wren". 

[Simon]

 

[Clive]