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Offline Den

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Liverpool taxi.
« on: March 08, 2025, 21:40 »
A woman and her twelve year old son were riding in a taxi in Liverpool. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.

"Mum," said the boy, "What are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says,

"Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says,

"Is that true Mum?"

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes."

After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mum, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"

She replies, "Well, most of them become taxi drivers."   ;D
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Re: Liverpool taxi.
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2025, 23:39 »
;D
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Re: Liverpool taxi.
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2025, 09:36 »
Brilliant!  ;D


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