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Technical Help & Discussion => Apple, Linux & Open Source Software: Help, News & Discussion => Topic started by: sam on November 17, 2008, 10:43

Title: Stalinux
Post by: sam on November 17, 2008, 10:43

http://stalinux.com/

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It is our pleasure to annouce that Stalinux, the compulsory and free operating system for the working class, will be available very soon.

Bourgeois vices such as freedom to choose among many different versions are no longer a problem! All workers will be provided with the same and non-customizable version of Stalinux, featuring the well-known Wall of China Firewall and the search tool Goolag. Members of the Kominterm, due to their special needs, will use a modified version with the tools "denounce" (also known as "kill -9") and "purge" (formerly, "killall").

Title: Re: Stalinux
Post by: Simon on November 17, 2008, 10:45

:laugh:

Title: Re: Stalinux
Post by: Clive on November 17, 2008, 12:26

I for one welcome our new masters.

Title: Re: Stalinux
Post by: Ted on November 18, 2008, 18:47

Quote from: Simon on November 17, 2008, 10:45

:laugh:

Don't laugh too soon comrade Simon, as a windows user you will be first for "zee chop" :devil:

Title: Re: Stalinux
Post by: Simon on November 18, 2008, 19:12

They'll have to catch me first!  :scoot:

Title: Re: Stalinux
Post by: Ted on November 18, 2008, 21:16

Quote from: Simon on November 18, 2008, 19:12

They'll have to catch me first!  :scoot:

Ah!, you've seen the flaw in our plan............ Rats!

Title: Re: Stalinux
Post by: Simon on November 18, 2008, 21:54

;D