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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 16, 2009, 22:30

Title: Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
Post by: Clive on August 16, 2009, 22:30

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.

He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary
lives that the Lord is granting you six months
to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be

The first nun says, "I want to be
Sophia Loren;"


And  *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's
gone.


The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."


St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks

"Sara Pipalini," replies the  nun.


St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but
that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out
of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says.


"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara
Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6
months."

Title: Re: Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
Post by: Simon on August 16, 2009, 23:00

:haha:

Title: Re: Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
Post by: mistybear on August 17, 2009, 04:36

 :woot:   :lol2:

Title: Re: Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
Post by: Rik on August 17, 2009, 09:45

:rofl: Stolen.  :thumbs: