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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 26, 2009, 18:39

Title: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Clive on August 26, 2009, 18:39
 
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one

day and said, "44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,

slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I

got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl."

 

 "Now I have a £1,500,000 home, a £45,000 car, nice big bed and

plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It

seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

 

 My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out

and find a hot 25 year old girl and she would make sure that I would

once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,

sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and

white TV.

 

 Arn't older women great? They really know how to solve your

mid-life crisis.
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Simon on August 26, 2009, 18:44
Are you saying Mrs Clive is 65?  I must email her with a link to this thread.  :devil:
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Clive on August 26, 2009, 22:01
She's the same age as Sandra.   :laugh:
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Simon on August 26, 2009, 22:12
 :)x
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Clive on August 26, 2009, 22:48
Nothing wrong with a bit of cradle snatching Simon.  Ask Sam.  He's the world expert!   ;D
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Simon on August 26, 2009, 23:10
 :laugh:
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: sam on August 27, 2009, 00:57
Quote from: Clive on August 26, 2009, 22:48
Nothing wrong with a bit of cradle snatching Simon.  Ask Sam.  He's the world expert!   ;D

eh its only 4 years, the same gap as my parents!
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Simon on August 27, 2009, 10:38
Clive's just jealous.  :)
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Rik on August 27, 2009, 11:38
Quote from: sam on August 27, 2009, 00:57
eh its only 4 years, the same gap as my parents!

But consider it in percentage terms, Sam.  :devil:
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Clive on August 27, 2009, 11:53
Teachers and their students.   :devil:
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: sam on August 27, 2009, 16:15
Quote from: Clive on August 27, 2009, 11:53
Teachers and their students.   :devil:


well I did get moved from the labs she was in... apart from the ones where I didn't do any marking.. (bascially that meant I taught all different years of undergraduate astronomy)
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Clive on August 27, 2009, 23:33
Quote from: sam on August 27, 2009, 16:15

well I did get moved from the labs she was in...

Please spare us the details of the experiments you carried out on that poor girl!   ;D
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: sam on August 28, 2009, 02:47
Quote from: Clive on August 27, 2009, 23:33
Please spare us the details of the experiments you carried out on that poor girl!   ;D

i'm not going to win here am I?
Title: Re: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!
Post by: Clive on August 28, 2009, 09:12
Jealousy will get me nowhere Sam.   ;D