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General Discussion => The Buzz => Topic started by: Simon on November 26, 2010, 11:07

Title: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: Simon on November 26, 2010, 11:07

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703

:rip:

Now, for the jokes!  ;D

Title: Re: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: Rik on November 26, 2010, 11:19

Just look very carefully at anything you buy with his name on the package.  :devil:

Title: Re: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: Simon on November 26, 2010, 11:27

:)x

Title: Re: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: Clive on November 26, 2010, 13:21

 ;D  Now there will be a shortage of turkeys this Christmas.  EVERYBODY PANIC! 

Title: Re: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: daveeb on November 26, 2010, 13:23

Quote from: Simon on November 26, 2010, 11:07

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703

:rip:

Now, for the jokes!  ;D

Well lets face it, he was no spring chicken  :)

Title: Re: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: Simon on November 26, 2010, 13:59

Apparently Bernard Matthews has left a large fortune in his will but it is reported none of his family will benefit. They are all spitting feathers.

Title: Re: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: Rik on November 26, 2010, 15:47

:groan:

Title: Re: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: Clive on November 26, 2010, 15:48

I smell a conspiracy theory.  Why did he die immediately after Thanksgiving?   :dunno:

Title: Re: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: Rik on November 26, 2010, 15:51

'Twas the Turkey's Revenge! ;D

Title: Re: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: Clive on November 26, 2010, 22:16

That's a conspiracy theory I can believe in.   ;D

Title: Re: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies
Post by: Simon on November 26, 2010, 22:17

 :laugh: