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The Laughter Zone / Re: Who am I?
« Last post by Clive on March 23, 2025, 19:24 »
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The Laughter Zone / Who am I?
« Last post by Den on March 23, 2025, 12:36 »This morning our regular postman Garry was walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by John, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and wine bottles for the recycling bin.
'Wow John, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' Gary commented
John, in obvious pain, replies 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.
We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild.
We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.'
Gary thought for a moment and says, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'
'Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is.'
Gary laughs and says, 'Sounds like fun. I'm sorry I missed that.'
'Probably a good thing you did,' John responded. 'Your name came up seven times...
Oh Gary no wonder our post is always late eh mate..
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.
His wonder was cut short by John, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and wine bottles for the recycling bin.
'Wow John, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' Gary commented
John, in obvious pain, replies 'Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.
We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild.
We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.'
Gary thought for a moment and says, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'
'Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet.
Then the women try to guess who it is.'
Gary laughs and says, 'Sounds like fun. I'm sorry I missed that.'
'Probably a good thing you did,' John responded. 'Your name came up seven times...
Oh Gary no wonder our post is always late eh mate..
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Sports & Games / Re: Heavyweight boxing legend George Foreman dies aged 76
« Last post by Clive on March 22, 2025, 18:38 »I used to watch boxing matches back in those days. 
George Foreman.
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Sports & Games / Heavyweight boxing legend George Foreman dies aged 76
« Last post by Simon on March 22, 2025, 13:21 »Boxing heavyweight legend George Foreman has died aged 76.
Known as Big George in the ring, the American built one of the most remarkable and enduring careers in the sport, winning Olympic gold in 1968 and claiming the world heavyweight title twice, 21 years apart - the second making him the oldest champion in history aged 45.
He lost his first title to Muhammad Ali in their famous Rumble in the Jungle fight in 1974. But overall, he boasted an astonishing total of 76 wins including 68 knockouts, almost double that of Ali.
Foreman retired in 1997 but not before he agreed to put his name to a best-selling grill - a decision that went on to bring him fortunes that dwarfed his boxing earnings.
His family said in a post on Instagram on Friday night: "Our hearts are broken. A devout preacher, a devoted husband, a loving father, and a proud grand and great grandfather, he lived a life marked by unwavering faith, humility, and purpose."
The statement added: "A humanitarian, an Olympian, and two time heavyweight champion of the world, He was deeply respected - a force for good, a man of discipline, conviction, and a protector of his legacy, fighting tirelessly to preserve his good name - for his family."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg8ez8201yo
Known as Big George in the ring, the American built one of the most remarkable and enduring careers in the sport, winning Olympic gold in 1968 and claiming the world heavyweight title twice, 21 years apart - the second making him the oldest champion in history aged 45.
He lost his first title to Muhammad Ali in their famous Rumble in the Jungle fight in 1974. But overall, he boasted an astonishing total of 76 wins including 68 knockouts, almost double that of Ali.
Foreman retired in 1997 but not before he agreed to put his name to a best-selling grill - a decision that went on to bring him fortunes that dwarfed his boxing earnings.
His family said in a post on Instagram on Friday night: "Our hearts are broken. A devout preacher, a devoted husband, a loving father, and a proud grand and great grandfather, he lived a life marked by unwavering faith, humility, and purpose."
The statement added: "A humanitarian, an Olympian, and two time heavyweight champion of the world, He was deeply respected - a force for good, a man of discipline, conviction, and a protector of his legacy, fighting tirelessly to preserve his good name - for his family."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg8ez8201yo
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The Laughter Zone / Re: Liverpool taxi.
« Last post by Clive on March 09, 2025, 09:36 »Brilliant! 
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The Laughter Zone / Garden Rake
« Last post by Simon on March 08, 2025, 23:58 »A man was working in the garden, and his wife was about to take a shower.
He realized that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife. "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear, and she yelled back, "What?"
He pointed to his eye and then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.
His wife wasn't sure and said, "What?"
He repeated the gestures. "EYE - KNEED - THE RAKE"
His wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell he could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, He went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replies: "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH!!!"
He realized that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife. "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear, and she yelled back, "What?"
He pointed to his eye and then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.
His wife wasn't sure and said, "What?"
He repeated the gestures. "EYE - KNEED - THE RAKE"
His wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell he could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, He went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replies: "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH!!!"