This message about eBay was posted today on another forum I visit. It made me smile.
The only way to win on ebay is think, think and think again before you do anything, and then before you do what it was you were thinking about think again.
I have been a seller on ebay for about 5 years and have had some very strange things happen over the years.
I once won a wholesale box of drill bit sets, the plan was to resell on another auction site. So after winning the items I relisted them on another site as a whole sale lot before I had taken delivery myself, this was fine I take the risk every so often 99 time out of 100 everything is fine. Anyway the item sells on the other site and I make a nice little wedge, problem is the bits haven't got to me yet, after a couple of days they turn up so I relable the box and off they go down the post office to there new owner. Great all is done and dusted.....O god how wrong was I.
Two days later I get an email from my buyer asking me to phone him as in his words "he thinks we need to talk rather than bounce perverted emails around" Perverted I think what is this bloke onabout.
So I give the bloke a call,
The call go's something like this (name changed to protect the inocent)
Bert (Me): Hi fred, its bert here the drill bit seller
Fred: You f***ing pervert
Bert: Sorry what do you mean!!!!!
Fred: You perverted little s**t I am going to rip your f***ing head of when I find you, you B***ard.
Bert: Sorry mate but what the hell are you onabout.
Fred: You know what I am onabout do I have to ram one up your arse before you understand me.
Bert: No I don't want a drill bit up my arse, calm down and tell me what the hell you are talking about.
Fred( now a little calmer, but not much): Why have you sent me 48 vibrating butt plugs with glowing end and lubricant.
Bert (very confused) Butt plugs, vibrating, what?
Fred: I ordered drill bits not gay sex aids, my wife now thinks I am gay what are you going to do about it?
In my haste to post the drill bits I failed to open the box and check the contents.
After a bit of sweet talking and having to talk to the blokes wife to convince her it was my mistake, everything was cool, apart from the fact I had 48 gay sex aids to sell.
The moral is always be careful on ebay.