Topic: 2 Nuns

[Clive]

Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies.
One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM)
and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
convent.

SL Have you noticed that a man has been following
us for the past half-hour?

SM Yes, I wonder what he wants.

SL It's logical. He wants to have his way with us.

SM Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most. What can we do?

SL The only logical thing to do of course is that we
have to start walking faster.

SM It is not working.

SL Of course it is not working. The man did the only
obvious thing to do. He started to walk faster too.

SM So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach
us in one minute.

SL The only logical thing we can do is split. You go
that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow both
of us.

So the man decided to go after Sister Logical. Sister
Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
because Sister Logical has not yet arrived. Finally,
Sister Logical arrives.

SM Sister Logical! Thank G~d you are here! Tell
us what happened!

SL The only logical thing happened. The man could
not follow both of us, so he followed me.

SM So, what happened? Please tell us.

SL The only logical thing to happen. I started to
run as fast as I could.

SM So what happened?

SL The only logical thing to happen. The man
also started to run as fast as he could.

SM And what else?

SL The only logical thing to happen. He reached
me.

SM Oh, no! What did you do then?

SL The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress
up.

SM Oh, Sister. What did the man do?

SL The only logical thing to do. He pulled down
his pants.

SM Oh, no! What happened then?

SL Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up
can run faster than a man with his pants down.