Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok. Now, exactly how dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five things wrong...have you tried the light switch?
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.
Q: Why do men fart more than women?
A: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q: How can you tell if a politician is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A woman that won't do what she's told.
