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Offline Clive

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« on: September 16, 2007, 17:13 »
He:-
"I know how to please a Woman"
 
She:-
"then please leave me alone"

 
He:-
"Is this seat empty ?"
 
She:-
"Yes, and this one will be, too if you sit down."

Offline davy51

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Re: chat up lines
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 17:41 »
 :laugh: :thumbs:
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Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend

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Re: chat up lines
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2007, 13:31 »
A female journalist told me about some famous athlete she had once interviewed, he had boasted that he could go all night with a woman, she replied, so can I.
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.


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