An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked,"Are you really a cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working
cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay,
doctoring cattle,cleaning barns, working on tractors and feeding my
dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said,"I'm a Lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. When I shower
I think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think about
women."
The two sat sipping their drinks in silence.
A little while later a man sat down on the other side of the cowboy and
asked,"Are you a real cowboy?". He replied "I always thought I was but
I just found out that I'm a lesbian !!"
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