Bill is sitting at the bar and pulls out this tiny little piano and a little guy about a foot tall. The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully. Joe, on the next stool, says "That's amazing. Where did you get him?"
Bill says "I got this magic lamp with a genie."
Joe says "That's great could I use it ?"
Bill says "Sure " and hands him the lamp.
Joe rubs the lamp, out comes the genie, and he says" I want a million bucks".
Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks!
Joe exclaims "Hey! I asked for I million BUCKS! Not DUCKS!"
Bill explained "Yeah, the genie is a bit deaf. You don't think I really asked for a twelve inch pianist do you?"
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