Walking home after a girls? night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.
The next day, the first woman?s husband phones the second woman?s husband, furious: ?My wife came home last night without her panties!?
?That?s nothing,? says the other. ?Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ?From all of us at the fire station, we?ll never forget you.??