Your e-mail address ends in ?@over.yonder.com.?
You connect to the World Wide Web via a ?Down Home Page.?
If the bumper sticker on your truck says, ?My other computer is a laptop.?
Your laptop has a sticker that says, ?Protected by Smith and Wesson.?
You?ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
You wire your network with jumper cables.
Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don?t miss her.
You?ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
You ever refer to your computer as ?Ol? Betsy.?
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You start all your e-mails with the words, ?Howdy y?all.?
Your spell checker knows words like, ?Y?all?, ?Yonder?, and ?Reckon.?
Your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5? hard drive.
You ever felt you had to move your computer desk so it didn?t block the velvet picture of Elvis.
Your mouse keeps knocking over your spitcan.
Smith & Wesson...the original point ?n? click interface.
When your wife catches you with your ?Farm Animals of the Orient? CD-ROM.
When you order your new pick-up truck with a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets.
Your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games.
You only buy from Gateway 2000 ?cause the cow-colored boxes are a hoot.
You keep an inventory of your fishing lures on your Palm Pilot
You?re still waiting for ?Deliverance? to come out on DVD
You have a GPS system in your truck and boat
You have you own website for BBQ recipes
Your pager and cell phone play Dixie
You print your own ?missing coon hound? fliers with PhotoShop
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