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Ways Microsoft Can Make Vista SP1 a Success
« on: December 11, 2007, 16:37 »
11. It installs Tiger.
10. Change the name to something really cool, like Vista Tekkister.
9. Comes with a lifetime subscription to WoW.
8. You get a piece of cake for each time it crashes.
7. They don't release it until it's finished.
6. Change Windows Genuine Advantage to actually provide you with an advantage.
5. They let Google code it.
4. Secretly replace code with Folgers crystals. 
3. Free Tera Patrick screensaver with install. 
2. Provide "DRM Stripper" software in place of Windows Media Player. 
1. Send everyone an "I installed Windows Vista SP1 and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" shirt. 


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