Topic: Bad News...

[Simon]

This man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up.



"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."



"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"



"Ten," the doctor says sadly.



"Ten?" the man screams amazed. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What, what, for the love of god tell me straight doc?!"



The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."