A very rich North Carolina man decided to throw a Party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only black man in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, and flirting with all the women
At the height of the party, the host said,
"I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my
pool I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth
when there was a loud splash and Leroy was in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its
ass! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the
eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting and flipping the gator through the air like
some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing
and both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let
it float to the top like a dime store
goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I
reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's OK. I don't want
it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give
you something. You won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," said Leroy.
Confused , the rich man asked, "Well,
Leroy, then what do! you want ?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the
b*****d who pushed me in the pool!"
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