The female gorilla at the zoo was getting hard to handle. The vet said it was because she was going into heat. There was no male gorilla available.
After much thought the zookeeper decided to make the red neck part time stall cleaner a proposition: Would he consider mating with her for $500.00? Bobby Lee said he would think about it and let him know tomorrow.
Bobby Lee said "Ok, its a deal, with three conditions: I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips, she has to wear a Dale Earnhardt tee shirt and any children have to be raised Southern Baptist"
The zookeeper said "agreed"
Bobby Lee said "Oh, and one other thing "You gotta give me a week to come up with the $500.00"
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