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Offline Clive

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« on: July 01, 2008, 09:33 »
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural history museum.

"I've just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out."

A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Simple...there was a piece of paper in his hand that said - put me down for 10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

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Re: archaeologist
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 09:35 »
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Re: archaeologist
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 09:58 »
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