Men/Women.....How different
Today’s subject is men and women, their relations and differences.
Its morning so I’ll start with a woman’s perfect breakfast……..where she's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl, and her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Continuing on with a bit of revenge where a cashier asks a woman, "Cash, check or charge?" for items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" he asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
It’s hard for a man’s simple mind to understand women. We seem to have it pre-set in our mind that we are never going to understand women. It’s really hard to understand how women can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto their upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root and still be afraid of a spider.
Another example is…….While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
A man walked into a pharmacy and was wandering up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asked him if she could help him. He answered that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directed him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposited a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. Confused she said "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? His answer….. "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
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