Topic: Lloyd Webber pens Eurovision song

[Clive]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7677612.stm

[Rik]

Deep joy. 

[Simon]

I can't think of a worse torture than having to watch that.

[Rik]

Having to watch it while listening to Terry Wogan? 

[Simon]

Ah, now I could quite happily listen to Wogan taking the p*ss out of it, like he usually does.  In fact, I'm quite a Wogan fan, and have on some occasions had to stop the car through laughing at the pure unadulterated filth broadcast in the Janet and John stories in the mornings. 

[Rik]

If only he'd abandon those rugs...