Sponsor for PC Pals Forum

Author Topic: African Wise sayings.....  (Read 685 times)

Offline mistybear

  • Forum Fanatic
  • ******
  • Posts: 7656
African Wise sayings.....
« on: November 17, 2008, 12:54 »
African Wise sayings.....

1. 'When a man is stung by a bee, he doesn't set off to destroy all beehives'

2. 'The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows maize by the roadside have the same problem'

3. 'It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum'

4. 'If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it'

5. 'There's no virgin in a maternity ward'

6. 'A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles'
 
7. Before You go out with a widow, you must first ask her what killed the husband.

8. A man should not swallow poison because he is afraid to spit and offend others.

9. Being taller than your father, does not mean you are older than him.

10. A monkey left behind laughs at the others tail."(little does he know that his own tail is longer and probably bushier)

11. Looking at a king's mouth one would never think he sucked his mother's breast.

And.....

before you swallow a mango seed you must know the size of your anus.
 
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

Offline Simon

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 77923
  • First to score 7/7 in Quiz of The Week's News 2017
Re: African Wise sayings.....
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 13:20 »
Very wise.  ;D
Many thanks to all our members, who have made PC Pals such an outstanding success!   :thumb:

Offline Clive

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 75153
  • Won Quiz of the Year 2015,2016,2017, 2020, 2021
Re: African Wise sayings.....
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 16:41 »
Profound even!   ;D

Offline Rik

  • Former Admin
  • *****
  • Posts: 26506
  • Ceud mille failte
Re: African Wise sayings.....
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 17:02 »
Fundamental!
Slainthe!

Rik

Offline Sandra

  • Ultimate Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12155
Re: African Wise sayings.....
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 18:50 »
Fundamental!

Careful Rik, we dont want any suicide bombers in here  :o


Show unread posts since last visit.
Sponsor for PC Pals Forum