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Offline Simon

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Stress
« on: March 01, 2009, 10:54 »
A woman went with her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, prepare him a good, healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with any jobs about the house. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, give him sex several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?

"He said you’re going to die," she replied.
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Re: Stress
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 12:07 »
Women.  ::) ;D
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