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Offline Sandra

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Deep s**t !
« on: March 05, 2009, 01:13 »
We are in DEEP trouble...

The population of this country is

approximately 60 million.

32 million are retired.

That leaves 28 million to do the work.

There are 17 million in school or at Universities.

Which leaves 11 million to do the work.

Of this there are 8 million employed by the  UK government.

Leaving 3 million to do the work.

1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan.

Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County
Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming
Invalidity Benefit.

Leaving 512,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your backside,

At your computer, reading jokes.  ;D

Offline Lona

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Re: Deep s**t !
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2009, 01:17 »
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If one took the Scots out of the world, it would fall apart
Dr. Louis B Wright, Washington DC, National Geographic (1964), from Donald MacDonald, Edinburgh :thumb:

Offline Simon

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Re: Deep s**t !
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2009, 10:04 »
 :)x
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Offline topquark

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Re: Deep s**t !
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2009, 11:19 »
I wondered why my bl**dy tax bill was so high  ;D
Reverse the polarity, it'll be fine !

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Re: Deep s**t !
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2009, 11:41 »
That's not true, Sandra. I was standing up at the time.  ;D
Slainthe!

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Offline davy51

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Re: Deep s**t !
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2009, 13:37 »
 :dunno: :o:
Dave

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend

Albert Camus


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