PEOPLE across Britain last night agreed never to phone a radio show ever again in case Gordon Brown decides to visit them.'It was lovely to meet you prime minister, but I
really must dash... my dog is getting a sex change'Officials said there was an immediate danger of a prime ministerial visit if they spoke to him on a radio show, but also warned Mr Brown could simply be listening to the radio, hear someone he likes the sound of and then call them up and ask if they would like to be his friend.
Daily Mash