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Offline Clive

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Should children witness childbirth?
« on: November 22, 2009, 22:57 »
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold
a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby..
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little =feet and spanked him on his bottom..
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old
what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place...
smack his arse again!'

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Re: Should children witness childbirth?
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2009, 23:15 »
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Re: Should children witness childbirth?
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2009, 11:49 »
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Re: Should children witness childbirth?
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2009, 11:52 »
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Re: Should children witness childbirth?
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2009, 14:39 »
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Re: Should children witness childbirth?
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 19:40 »
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