* TESTICULATING
Waving your arms around and talking b******s.
* BLAMESTORMING
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
* SALMON DAY
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
* CUBE FARM
An office filled with cubicles.
* PRAIRIE DOGGING
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads
pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
*SINBAD
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
* OH-NO SECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
* MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!'
* MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
* TART FUEL
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
* TRAMP STAMP
Tattoo on a female.
* PICASSO BUM
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks
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