A Saskatchewan man is drinking in a Fort MacMurray bar when he gets a call on his cellphone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Saskatchewan baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Saskatchewan man just shrugs, "That's about average folks...like I said - my boy's a typical Saskatchewan baby boy."
Two weeks later the Saskatchewan man returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Saskatchewan baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. ....so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Saskatchewan father takes a slow swig from his LaBatts beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised yesterday".
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