Topic: Golden Rules

[Clive]

GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ing
 
1. F***ing once a week is good for health,
But is harmful if done everyday.
 
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation to Mind & Body.
 
3. F***ing refreshes you.
 
4. After F***ing, don't take heavy food, opt for liquids.
 
5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.
 
6. F***ing reduces weight for sure...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"FASTing" is really good for Health !!!
 
 
 
  WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING?
 
 Seriously folks,
You do have a perverted mind,
Don't you!!!

[Simon]

I prefer slowing. 

[Rik]

Actually, fasting can be bad for the health, while regular safe sex is actually very good for you. 

[Den]

Actually, fasting can be bad for the health, while regular safe sex is actually very good for you. 

What a good memory you have Rik, but then again they say that your long term memory is the last to go 

[Simon]

[Rik]

Actually, it's your hearing which is the last to go.

[Simon]

Pardon?

[Rik]

I see you've gone...

[Simon]

Ten past three.

[Rik]

I remember it well...

[Simon]

No, that was the woman at number 56.

[Rik]

I was that age once.

[Simon]

I hope I will be. 

[Rik]

 

[TR]

I hope I will be.