Topic: Love Story

[Clive]

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished
with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The flu

Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go and get your flu jab!

[Rik]

I did already!

[Simon]

I'd rather have the flu than the jab!   

[Clive]

The jab is painless Simon.  They use very fine needles and you really don't feel a thing.  As soon as I get over my cold I'm off to get my jab. 

[Rik]

I certainly didn't feel mine this year.

[Den]

How many time have you had the flue in your life time?  I have had the flue twice, once when I was 21 and once when I was 34 and I have never had the jab, so what protected me all these years? 

[Rik]

Luck?