Topic: Cinema seats

[Clive]

 An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the cinema.

     When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

     The old man just groaned but didn't budge.
     The  usher became more impatient.
     "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
     Once again, the old man just groaned.
     The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
     Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old dishevelled man, but with no success.
     Finally they summoned  the police.
     The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All  right buddy what's your name?"
     "Fred," the old man moaned.
     "Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
     With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, "The balcony."

[Simon]