Topic: Romantic wife

[Clive]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet.  Please advise."
 

[Simon]