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Offline Clive

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FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
« on: July 28, 2013, 17:39 »
The B.A.A. Disclosed the Airport Screening Results
January 2013 Statistics On Airport Screening From The UK Border Agency     
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Haemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
 
It was also discovered that 295 members of Parliament had no balls.
 

 
 
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Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2013, 17:50 »
:)x
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Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2013, 19:19 »
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It was also discovered that 295 members of Parliament had no balls.

not surprising if they were women.   :dunno:
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Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2013, 20:43 »
No, it was the women that did!  :laugh:
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Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2013, 21:34 »
Explains Teresa May.
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Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2013, 22:22 »
I've always considered her to be quite fanciable.   :blush:
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